HEPI BESDAY TO DJHAN...

BESDAY GIRL DGN HADIAH...


NI ANAK BESDAY GIRL..QISSTINA!(asek calar balar je muka minah nie, haku rotan gak mama dia ni kang!)

HAAA, NI LE PENGHUNI DI SKKA...hehehehe, mkn jgn x mkn!


NI LAK MODEL2 YG DH BERSARA..KENE TENDANG DGN AMERICAN TOP MODEL SB X DE YG RAMBUT KERINTING CAM TYRA BANK, puiiiii

ni le tangan yg selalu kuar iklan time raye tu haaa...yg salam2 tu ler...kali ni 'dia' jd model iklan gelang 'made from Bombay'. kan sebijik cam tangan maduri dixit..kan...kan...kan...kan?

oh my collection..my idaman ati tp ongkos not enuff so, bli 1 je dulu. next month bli 'Eclipse' lak. tingat dialog Edward to Bella "Bella, ur my life" fuhhhhh,romantik siotttt!

family day UPE 2009

pada 23/05/09 berlangsunglah family day UPE yg ditunggu2 selama 4 thn...

(4 taun, erkkkk?)

mak aihhh...mengelip2 lampu neon ek? rugi Yun ko x pegi..hehehhehe

masa nie, tarian ala2 GREASE..teruja mak nyahhhh!

tu smua tgh tunggu cabutan bertuah..suweiiiiii le no haku tu 058. dh 7 thn keje kt sini..x penah SEKALI pun..diulangi sekali lg, x penah SEKALI pun dpt cabutan bertuah, hatta tiket free konsert pop yeh2..(kepal2 penumbuk) asek2 org admin..asek2 admin org..nk kene mandi minyak ke??

ni le, artis tuk show 'pakain beragam'..Qiss jd Fairy tau..siap kepak2 lg..canteekkkk..comeiiii, muaccchh....tu le Ara ko x mo pegi. kalu x bole beragam2 bj ko pakai kt pentas nan merah tu, kelasssss nyah!

emmm...bile le nk ber3 nie ha? asek bergambo gan anak orang je..anak sendiri still x turun2 dr langit,cettt!

ala lokong, awat garang sgt muka tu? haku sket nyer senyum senget ala2 monalisa...lokong dh cam bonzer kelab 'Dangdut Tepi Corner' hikhikhikhik...

Just 4 laugh..

An old kampong imam had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.

(1) The Holy Book.
(2) A fifty ringgit note.
(3) A bottle of whiskey.
(4) And a Playboy magazine


'I'll just hide behind the door," the old imam said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.
" "If it's the holy book, he's going to be an imam like me, and what a blessing that would be!"
"If he picks up the fifty ringgit note, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too."
"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and God, what a shame that would be."

"And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room…

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
Finally, he picked up the Holy Book and placed it under his arm. He picked up the fifty ringgit note and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

"Ya Allah!!! have mercy on me!" the old imam disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Majlis Tertinggi UMNO."


hahahahaha..

PTK oh PTK

4.30 am, x sompat nk bace buku seyyy...so, this the rite time le nk wat sket2 note for this monin PTK exam hu hu hu..disweek pon, lokong kene fetch employee kt banting..jd alang2 tu, after siapkan his nescafe i cont to study (at least spot 2-3 soklan kan? dr dpt 0 jer...) nmpk x anggur tu, yummm..yummm...wat ubat ngantuk daaaa :P

ptg tu, Mas n Marul ajak g anto bj kt Wak da tailor's..tgk2 bj haku ade lg yg x siap. next week le kot? lg pon haku nk bawak rombongan 'cik kiah' upis nie ha..ramai nk tau jln umah Wak da tailors tu..nk tempah bj...Wak nyer upah affordabbleeee..ha, Mas..jom p bli kain lg!

p/s: Ya Allah, luluskan lah hambaMu ni PTk...dh maleh nk merepeat da same paper over n over n over n over n over again..bebal sgt ke haku nie?

My Salad

smlm bli red grape kt officer bajet. RM12=1 kg..selalunya RM18, so haku pon bli ler..nk mkn2 kan? mak aiii, marvelous tau..crispy,sweet n fresh..rasa cam nk oder lg tp officer tu dh nk bersalin dis june..tunggu dia blk cuti le gamoknye...kalu nk yg muroh le...

so smlm coz byk kan, i turn it to salad..delicious n fabulos..cuma fresh italian herbs je x de, kalu ade mak aiii..lg sodap! jd haku guna yg dry je..n put some 'crouton' n olive oil...my prob is, lokong x bape suke western food except pizza,baked macaroni n mushroom soup..yg len2, OUT..jd kene cooked something else for him..toast bread + kaya arrr..amek ko! ha ha ha..tp sodap je mkn dgn teh paneh..berselera mamat tu makan..(bkn selalu selera ke?)

pueh ati haku...la..la..la..la...(prut kenyang)

Journey back home...

jumaat tu haku coti daaa..nk blk kg nyer psl..windu kt emak..(nk tido bwh ketiak dia laa kan..) but b4 blk kg, haku wat kek coffee..mak soh bwk blk..then i try to cooked in da microwave..abeh patah sudu fav haku tu ha..keras benor..tp salah haku gak, itu bkn microwave canggih..takat paneh kan makanan bole laaa...cet podaaah!

comei x model iklan tiles nie ha?

Mamat nama diberi..suke syok sendiri..sengih punya la lebar sampai tinga kan Mat?

inilah rupa tiles umah Mak haku tu ha..kemain bangga owang tua tuh..x mo dh dok umah atas. nk dok bwh je..sejuk katenya..yolah, kan skang time El-NENO..till sept 2009. haku lg suke sb dapur kt bwh kan? jd senang le nk memasak n terus menghidang..

dh x de koje le tuh..snap sane..snap sinun..ni dlm ERL, time blk dr kg ke PTJ..sib baik sempat kejo kalu idok, mlm le baru smpai my home sweet home..lokong ade pojek, so haku 'walkathon' frm ERL station to home..Sno yg so hupdate ari2 kan? ni le yg haku wat ha ha ha ...

Last nItE nYe cite daaa...

ni menu b4 we going out to Alamanda..mee bandung sulasteri style! (kene kenyangkan perut sb ni tips b4 soping..bile prut kenyang, ia akan mematikan 'nasfu serakah' shopaholic like me)

after bought lokong things, then we watch that movie...fuhhh, mmg best if uols love fiction movie...haku x sabo nk tunggu Transformer. bile ek in theater? harry potter..bla..bla..bla...full moon..bla..bla..bla...."i liket to move it..move it.." opppssss,hehehehhe!

Jem nk mamposssssssssss!

last nite, teman lokong p puchong..biasala, area 'kencin' dulu kan, nk kene lawat le jugak..tmpt lama jgn di lupo..iyoooolah tu (nada kak engku). so, ingat nk diner sup ekor kt Selasih tu ha, tp toing-toing..sudah tukar laaaaa...sprt di atas. yg best cuma sup kosong dia je..ala2 taste cam sup ekor..tp kosong!

pg nie haku lewat 4 minit..jem gigiler...then, dek kerna brek x 'mkn..haku dok men clutch n break d area bukit kuarters... pe lg, terus berasap! abeh bj haku arini bau asap..hangus kot? ati dh riso..i can imagine lokong face n ayat trademark dia-" ckp je kat ne kene. x yah selindung2"..puiiii

ingat2 nk p bengkel n check wit liew..tp kak Ani soh tanya lokong dulu. berdebor2 haku time dail no dia..dpt bayang kan meleleh je taik tingo den ni ha! tahan je lah kan...then lokong kate jgn guna econ. WHAT?x bule guna econ? haku salah dgr ke hape...isk..iskkk...i asked him to repeat back..SAME answer laaaa ( ate,x phm2?)

oh,tidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk.....(hantuk2 pala kt meja)

haku mane bole x de econ dlm kete kan? eloooo....musim2 paneh nie, mane buleeee..menitik peluh jantan/gay haku kang..cemaner nie? it too much sacrife tawwww! abeh le 'kefabulusan' n 'kebodilicios' haku dlm kete..mane syokkkk...nk dgr radio pon, hongot laaa WNQ nie...sob..sob..sob...

p/s: tetiba rasa cam nk bli moto. hep-hep, lesen pon blum amek lg daaaa...

New Look 4 my Old room...

semak? blum abeh kemas lg daa..idea pon x dtg2 lg..takat punggah2 brg n redecorated je...buang 'junks' yg dh poloh2 taun simpan...(Sno, suke le tu?) yg lain2 haku wat kendian, tgk 'pulus'..rasa cam nk tambah ikan,dedaun nan ijo,pasu munge ker..entah arrr, blum decide lg. nape? entah..tetiba haku jd 'blues' he he he

dr depan. cam x de keje je? woiii...tulun sket ek, keje ni bile dia dtg..dia x kabo..skali mai, bertimbun jer..tp bile dia x dtg, usahkan kortas..memo pad pon kosong x bertulih, hu hu hu..

aman sket mata haku ni bile dh kemas..thanks kak Ani n Mila 4 helping me..Mamaqiss? mane lg, buek taik mato le..ppuan gandong kan? ha ha ha..arini kami dh ubahsuai sket upis nie ha..kak Ani pon dh tuko meja lg beso..Mamaqiss pon tuko meja..cuma floorbox je blum ado laie..kalu dh complete sok, baru le nmpk cam upis..kalu x, cam pdg jarak pdg terkukur je..siap bole wat 'catwalk' dr dpn till blkg, oppppssss!

p/s: x mati ke ikan kalu tingai sabtu ahad kt upis nie haaaa?

during my FREE time..

my lunch on saturday..gian nk mkn kambing kan? then,selasa lps..bli 2 keping to marinated. lokong sprt biasa, pojek je memanjang..kalu x, tentu dia x kasi haku mkn!

nie, my dinner lak..on sunday. lokong ptg tu pon ade wat pojek kt umah org. as usual, haku maleh nk msk dinner sb dia dh kenyang. so, i run to bakery cottage to bought their bread loaf..make this simple recipe(pemalas) put some cheese+italian herb+olive oil+garlic spread+tuna+onion+chery tomato+mushroom= baked for 10 minute...emmm,more fat than ever..(rasa cam jamie oliver lak)

p/s: cemaner nk kurus kan? otak tu ligat je cipta resepi utk anak tekak sendirik,puiiiii....

bubur oh bubur...

sebelum...

selepas...



SERBU!!!!!


my new sari kebaya..frm "WAK'S Boutieque" (ok x Mas?)

sadis le Mama Qiss nie...sliper jamban haku pon dia snap gak,bikin sleck yooo!

emmm..haku rase cam nk ubah je working table tu haa..new interior n look for my room, cet podahhh!

p/s: kecian Sno Kodoks x sihat arinie...huhuhu

windunye kt my MUM

bismillahirahmanirahim(sambil mengorek tanah)...sblm nie 'sabung nyawa' haku idup.tp dek kerna aedes, abeh fogging aritu menjangkiti penyakit 'bintik2' putih..so, lelama terus mampus. jd haku mintak lg gan PT(PO) opis ni ha..tu yg try tanam lg..semoga idup le..nama pon dh cukup cantek tu ha, bernyawa le mintak2 ko fuhhhhh!

sempena ari ibu nie, haku dh pos siap2 kad n butter cake for MUM. sebnornya, haku nk blk kg jumpa my mum namun, lokong 'siottt' tu x kasi lak..jeles ke hape? haku dh sonok giler nk blk kg gan Adik. yolah, lokong kan bz memanjang? pojek sane..pojek sini..pojek sinun, so haku dgn RELA ATI blk naik bas je lah..senang.haku pun sms dia mintak izin (time upis) .tp x de reply so i assumed that he's ok. ptg selasa tu gak haku tipon my mum n give her the news. sonok org tua tu taw,siap oder butter cake n makaroni bako..then bile mlm haku tanya sekali utk konfem, tetiba dia geleng pala? mak aiiii...rasa cam nk terlompat haku tau. yolah, dh sonok2 kasi tau my mum then tetiba x jd. pe kesssss?

tanya dia nape? tp dia geleng je pala..angin je haku tgk dia. x de sore dh ke? bile tanya lg..n lg..n lg..dia jwb "somi ade kt sini kan.."..so, phm2 je lah. dia jeles haku blk kg, puiiii...sudah semustinya haku akan enjoy giler2 gan family kt kg hahahaha...sib baik my mum said it ok, up to me(ayat menusuk kalbu tu, ayat psycho)..so, if next week x dpt blk gak-"Qiss, jom teman bonda guling2 dr balkoni ke pintu infront ur ayahanda" hu hu hu

p/s: nk dorian..nk dorian..nk sushi king..nk sushi king!

bile nk pindah nie weeeey?

syok nyer chikmin, dia dh pindah umah siap2..yg haku n Sno ni x pindah2 lg. tension..haku x kisah bab kemas2 tu ha, yg penting dpt dodok umah sendirik..even gaji kene ptg byr rumah, tp haku sanggup sb itu lah reta haku yg mutlak (iye ke?). x de org bole halau2..kecoli dgn kuasa ALLAH kan..yolah, 'reseki' yg tu x dpt2 lg..so, rumah ni dh kira cam our '1st baby'.

yes, i will mis dis old enviroment here but still i want to live in my new home. do wat ever like with it, tebuk lubang sesuka hati haku..nk gantung gambo berkoyan2 pon x pe. nk letak pasu munge byk2 ke..nk tanam ulam2..(berangan je lebey)..x payah naik lift! paking kete sendrik..x rebut2, terus dpn pintu rumah.phm?

cuma tmpt faberet haku..psr borng selangor n tesco puchg akan lebey jauh dr biasa..entahlah,area umah baru tu haku blum riki2 lg..tungulah, bila sampai waktu itu hehhehe..kalu boleh taun ni nk raye nk wat open house kt umah baru. kalu bole lah...sob..sob...sob...

p/s: tetiba rasa windu kt parent di kg...disweek cam nk blk kg je, sorang le. lokong kan keje?bagus gak, haku bole ronda2 bdr ikan patin tu gan Adik hehehhe..ikan patin??

(tertelan air liur lak)

Cuti Buruh 09

Khamis tu, haku 'meroyan' nk mkn domino's. sampai je umah after opis, tiba2 rasa cam windu giler kt pizza tu..tanya lokong, if he want too. then around 6.15 pm bergegas haku, even dlm wallet cukup2 je RM tu ha..ngidam nye psl siottttt (NO, i'm not PREG)

jumat, haku kemas umah...after that tetiba, nmpk butter dlm esbox. then, baru tingat haku ade leftover stoberi (Adam kasi) so, terus baked stoberi cake yg gebu tp x bape stoberi arrr...manis giler siot, lupa stroberi tu haku dh campur gan gula hehehehhe..(sno, x reti2 turun bwh mkn haku nye kek?)

sabtu tu, haku kemas kini pasu2 yg kosong n buang mane2 munge yg dh 'mampos' akibat semburan fogging aedes..geram haku tau, pokok sambung nyawa tu punya la subur..siap nk melilit kt besi balkoni tu lg..tp dek kerana fogging, abeh musnah..mati..gone wit da wind..abeh cite.pokok limo kasturi pon sama..nyawa2 ikan pokok limo purut...

ahad, teman lokong anto van cam biasa kt bagan lalang. dh lama sebnornya nk try mkn sefud kt sinun..so, mlm tu dgn izin Allah dpt gak le haku merasa..harga? boleh la..menu haku mlm tu ialah:

pari bakor sambal+lala sweet sour+kangkung belacan+sotong grg+udang grg+tomyan campur=RM44.80

p/s: cik F, haku pon ngidam nk mkn dorian gak..bile musim ek, Sno?