Si kedekut n Kehendaknya III

pstt...psttt..Sno ko jgn kasi tau lokong haku ek..kang dia kerat leher haku sb bli henpon LAGI..(murah je tu RM285) henpon flu? mungkin lah..tujuan haku x mo upgrade 013+++++ kpd 3G (RM25) sb 012++++ dh ade 3G kan..kan..kan...(x mo byr RM25 tp kene byr RM260 siottt)...kureng bijak gak otak haku ni kan?

haku nk dgr lagu je..(bli walkman?? x mo lah...) janji ade 1 tepon yg canggih (canggih ke??) blueekkkk...eiii Sno, pe sibuk2 tekan no lokong haku tu haaaa?? amboit seKUTU ek...piat tinga tu kang baru taw...

sebot psl seKUTU ni, KUTU haku bln ni x dpt lg..baki lg RM800..si 'Nyah' tu wat deq je..bln lps je bnk in RM200..bln ni senyap cam burung anto..sib baik bln ni last..turn haku n Mas...patutnya bln nie haku foya2 kan..g puket ke..g Langkawi ke (amboit Arabel, ko p sorang2 je ek..onggo)..g bandung ke..bali ke..ni, x psl2 dok tanggung org lak..kalu lokong tau, kerat leher haku..(ai, kerat leher lg ke..)emmm..niat ati haku baik, nk tulun org..tp org amek kesempatan kt haku, awwww..x rela nyah!

jd, drpd kedekut kpd diri sendirik kan..lebey baik haku foya2 bli brg..kalu x, dok jerih simpan2 tp org len yg guna..(petua ni haku dpt frm DR SNO),janji pueh ati maaaa...

p/s: foya2 gak..janji smua 'utang' disettle kan barulah hidup lebey SEDAP!

Holiday Running..

hah,sno dpt teka kat ne ayam gantung2 tu?

teman 'antu ayam' lunch..


'antu ayam' soh put her pic to let Sno SEE hehehhe

p/s: onggo le haku rasakan tenet pg2 bute nie..ate mmg lah FREE tp x de kualiti...jap on..jap off..tuan dia tau ke haku tgh curi line dia hah? kuikuikuikui...

Tadaaaaaa....

P/S: alhamdulillah..dpt gak haku rase mende alah atas tu...dh lama nk try,baru skang dpt..

Our wekend


sesambil bwk carwash si CAB 7168, haku dok usha nursery kt situ, manelah tau ade keladi yg haku berkenan..munge2 ni haku x bape suke..sb rumit nk jaga..kalu jenis keladi n dedaun ni, ko siram je lah air kan..hidup lah dia..lokong dok usha set meja simen tu, RM300++..uihhh, nk letak mane tu lokong ma?


then kami p tgk asset kt B.B.S.T..tiles blum buat lg..cat pon kt baru kt luo..pemaju janji by da end of mei siap. cuma nye kami ni x sabor dh nk dok kt asset sendiri..lantoklah, even x de brg pon. lg senang haku nk kemas. bole sapu dr dpn terus ke blkg muahahahah...(tu, lokong tgh pk nk wat wayering ikot kemahuan lopoh)

inilah 'wekend baby' kami..anok sendirik x de kan..kan..kan..so, usha le anok org..anok org pon anok org lah..janji i'll bring da aura 2 our home..kemain dia manja gan lokong..gatai! dulu2 mase umur 2 bln haku jaga..ya ampun, kuat nangis tp haku rilek je la..nangis le ko sepueh ati..den x kisah hahahahha..lelama dh biasa, ok jek..bdk2 mmg lah cemtu..skang ni rasa cam tiap2 minggu nk 'rent' kt mama dia tp biasalah..mama dia pon ada kene mintak izin papa dia kan? so, kalu dpt chance tu mmg kami laki bini x lps arrr...(sadis rupenya org x de anak nie..)



p/s: testing cam dig baru hahahah...(janji gan sno, ari2 update wit pic)

Si Kedekut dan Kehendaknya chapter II

+

=RM1k++

p/s: terlebey gak bajet haku...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

********


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


********


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



********


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


********


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


********

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

********


PROPENSITY TO CHANG
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


********

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


********


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

payoh sgt ke nk SENYUM?

payoh ke nk senget kan molut tu skit?

payoh ke nk tarik bibir tepi?

dh kene strok sok, baru tau senyum senget sampai mati!

pg2 ni haku n kak ani dh angin..senyum2 kt org (yg selalu jumpa tu) sekor pon x bls...SEEKOR taw..(geram)..bile haku wat muka bangsat baru tau korang ye..takat muka seposen cam kt atas tu amator lg..yg lebey malang, staff pon anti-senyum? yg pangkat tinggi pon x senyum..yg x de pangkat pon sombong!

Opis haku nie ha, suasana cam dlm perang 24rs..serius seserius nye..mcm mesia dh kene bom dgn USA..or Taliban..smua pakat2 simpan senyum dlm anu (anu dlm botol)..x CERIA langsung..eloo, even economi down pon..kita kene ceria, supaya rakyat yakin dgn kita (gomen) ni x, 24hrs serius jd rakyat akan bimbang..BESORnya lah mslh ye..PM pon asek masam je (kata org kg)..

Opis ni dh lama x de ari keluarga...asek2 cantum dgn sambutan raye..asek-asek KEJE..KEJE..KEJE..kalu kite hepi sesaat, bole runtuh ke mesia nie? kalu kite tertawa 2 minit bole lari ke pelabur? kalu kite senyum kt org, tsunami dtg ke? *&^%^(*&^%$...

p/s: so jgn heran le kalu sesama jabatan pon x kenai! time susah je pandai mintak tulun...ampeshhh,smua nya hipokrit!

Tenet Free at home...

fuyooo..dh 3 ari ni guna tenet free..haku pon x taw..sape tuan yg byr bill tenet nie..haku guna je lah..kdg2 ade..kdg2 x de..tp oklah, bole je haku nk hupdate dr umah..tu psl bole chat gan atokchikmin memlm bute..while Adik x amek laptop dia boleh lah haku blasah..sok2 tuan dia dh amek..nk surt dgn pe kan? koli astro? harammmmmm....

nk hudpate kt upis td..x sempat..haku terbz jap..(buat2 bz arrr..) carik info..then dh jumpa tp x bole take action lg..kene surf..until i satisfied with da result..masa akan menentukan hala tuju kite smua rite? so be patient..alamak, jap lg nk msk...haku dh lekat kt laptop nie ha..kang lokong blk, haram x msk lg...puiiii (tiru ara) siap haku kene luku or drill...(ehem-ehem....)

takziah diucapkan kpd Cik F kerana kehilangan tok wan yg disayangi..al-fatihah. mlm ni kalu x silap Cik F terus fly direct frm J to P..buat Cik F, sabar n byk kan sedekah ayat suci ke atas arwah..doakan semoga arwah beroleh ketenangan dan kebahagian di sana. i lost my wan last year too..dis coming april, genap 1 thn..pemergian arwah. x sempat nk tgk cicit dia..at least she was at my wedding...

dis 2 week haku 'patah kaki'..WNQ lokong dok guna kutip org kt banting..partime, sblm van siap..jd skang ni, haku tumpang ehsan kronie lah kalu nk g memane...(thank SA n mama qiss). ngantuk pon dh tahap gaban nie..ari2 bgn 4 am, menemani lokong 'wo aini' tu lah...menyediakan bekal..sib baik x meleleh air lio kt meja..tentu bos luku pala haku kan? Pe punya PA...hehehehhe

p/s: 'Nyah' nie x byr2 lg g duit kutu haku...x laku ke 'menjalangkan' diri tu haa?

Si Kedekut n Kehendaknya...

+

= RM1K JEE..BOLE DPT X?

History ,Today , Tomorrow and Beyond

bersama otai2 Kelab Steno UPE....

diketepikan oleh ppuan2 puteh...

ni lg sorang ppuan puteh daaa..

p/s: lastweek termimpi chikmin..chikmin,ko mimpi haku x?

Apa itu Matang ?

Mlm td haku dok kasi ‘ceramah free’ a.k.a nasihat kt Adam, frm sister to brother...hep-hep bkn berleteq k? haku dulu pon penah remaja..mmg x suka diLETER jd,haku pahamle kan...so tajuk ceramah itu adalah seperti di atas…ala, itu tanda haku syg kt orang..kalu haku x syg, x kuasa nk amek tau pon isk..isk..isk…lantok ko lah langgor denden umah posmen jiran sblh mak bapak si apek gitu2 tu ha..

Ya murid2...apa itu matang?

-bila ko dh stat syg kt family..respon. bkn wat deq je bile parent teguq!

Mak haku kate:

“dgr ke x? ckp mak tu letak kt bawah buntut ye?”

maklumlah, kg pon nama buntut pulau hehehhe

- bila ko dh mula pikul tanggungjawab sbgai insan,anak,adik,suami,ayah,atok…etc

- bila ko stat amek tau pe yg penting disekeliling

-bile ko timbal balik setiap keputusan yg ko amek tu, jika melibatkan smua org. dun be selfish (fish pon ade clan)

-bile ko rasa, life is not easy like 1,2,3 bla..bla…(qistina, meh kira cepat)

-bile ko pk disiplin itu membawa kemajuan..jangan dok hidup cacamarba.

-bile ko dh stat pandang ke dpn..…live the fullest. pe ko nk jd 20thn akan dtg

-bile ko mengaku yg ko dh buat salah dan minta maaf..

Tp itu smua bergantung pd individu, environment, asuhan…terutama HATI. Hendak seribu daya, x mo seribu dalih kan? pengalaman sukar pon bole MEMATANGKAN..Kdg2 umur dh 50++(nk mampus) tp still perangai cam budak2..kdg2 yg umuq 9 thn pon dh pandai pikul tanggungjawab..sape nk jawab? Lu pk lah sendiri…

Komen ni x melibatkan yg idup atau mati..ini haku nye palsampah je..korang yg soh haku hupdate, kan haku dh merapu + meraban?